Score: 9

"TARRIBLE!"

submission: Childsplay

date: April 2, 2009

Well, the underlining events are anyway. Great animation, smooth... pretty entertaining.

Score: 2

"Hrm..."

submission: kick those balls SKY HIGH

date: November 29, 2008

More suitable for NG Alphas.

Score: 10

"Awesome."

submission: Doom Triple Pack

date: November 29, 2008

Thanks for introducing me to Alchemy. I much prefer C/C++ anyway. I'll be looking into porting a few games now myself ;)

I was wondering about this- I read something about Flash loading native code, and even DLLs and the like, I ignored it as probably some childish "Look at me, I'm cool, I know all the cool stuff" dealie. Anyway, if you need any help, like getting music in this game, lemme know. I'm guessing audio won't work because of Midi; there's ways around this ;)

Score: 9

"Delicious."

submission: Computer T0Y

date: November 29, 2008

Not as humorous as I expected- but wittingly creative. One thing- it seemed you got lazy at times, there was a large mixture of high quality and what looked like "slapped together at the last minute" animation. The text for example. Perhaps you used a different font- if so, you may need to embed the fonts (There's an Embed Fonts button on the text toolbar), because Times didn't fit well at all imho.

Score: 0

"Re-blam!"

submission: space battle awesome

date: November 29, 2008

I already blammed this one before-- and got a 2-day ban for it. Oh well. They say constructive criticism- honestly, it looks like they didn't even try. How can I possibly be constructive in criticism? Anyway- this seems like just another one of those movies where someone gets a group of friends, "Hey, I'm going to put a cruddy movie on Newgrounds, and I want you guys to give it high ratings so it won't get blammed" like we had awhile back with some clock-crew ripoff group. simply because- it didn't get blammed. On top of the reviews marked "useless". While they were /RUDE/, they kind of do have "constructive" criticism.

Score: 10

"This is..."

submission: SephiTails Intro

date: August 17, 2008

Not fit for the flash portal. Fit for the testgrounds. :)

Score: 10

"It has Bullet Ride."

submission: Metal Freaks Xtreme 2+

date: January 15, 2008

Enough said.

Score: 10

"Sweet."

submission: Weird Al's Best

date: January 15, 2008

Amazing flashisized version of a Weird Al song.
It's impossible to beat Angry White Boy Polka's accompanied flash, that was briliant, but this is a close second :)

Score: 9

"A classic reborn."

submission: Salad Fingers - Rebirth

date: January 15, 2008

I agree with GReaper896 on this one, David Firth's feel is unique which adds to the creepiness, but so is this one. It's just like a remake of any other Hollywood movie. It's the same story you've seen 100 times, but it being new brings the thrills back once more. And I thought the first Salad Fingers wouldn't give me goose bumps ever again...

Score: 4

"Hm..."

submission: Sonic Clash

date: January 6, 2008

I know my first work wasn't this good. 2/5 to keep alive.